Saturday, July 24, 2010

Jitters or Signs...Either One Are Sure To Show Their True Colors

Ok, so the first date was bad enough, but the second one was the weirdest yet...well one of the weirdest, anyway. So he calls me up and says "I have a buddy of mine coming in town from the service, I was thinking we might could all go out to dinner this week sometime?". Well it didn't seem like a bad idea although odd for a second to date to not only be with one man, but now its with two men. Ok. I can handle this right? Two men, it's only dinner.. no problem...

Well, He picks me up and yes in that same damn car I spent 5 long hot hours in broke down on the road!!!! We start to dinner and just before pulling into the restaurant, he says "oh by the way his wife (his friend's wife)is in town as well, so she will be joining us". Ok, I can definitely handle a double date that should be a breeze. Right??

We pulled into the parking lot and he continued to say "oh I hope you don't mind my sister and brother-in-law and their daughter and "my son" are joining us as well"! WTF! Ok now I'm confused was this a second make-up date for the first disaster date or was this a Shot-Gun Wedding?! Holy Hell what had I gotten myself into?! Or should I say what had my sister gotten me into?

Ok I'm was beginning to worry, but I was still breathing, I think!

So, we sit down and his friend's wife asks "how long have you two been dating"? What dating? When had that become dating? So I politely say "oh we aren't dating, this is only our second date". My date then says "I figured since you agreed to come on a second date after what happened on the first, that we were on a roll" What? On a roll to where? Ok now I'm confused! So he thought because I wasn't totally mad and disgusted by the first date that it's time I meet the whole damn family? HUH? Ok I needed time to think so I excused myself to the restroom.......

I was still confused but with thoughts gathered I returned to the table. Upon sitting down, his friends wife says "we got married after only 3 dates and we have been together 14 years!" Great for you! I said at that point! I'm happy it has worked out for you guys so well. That is when his sister chimed in and said "yes my husband and I only dated a month when we got married". What exactly are these people trying to tell me and why? So I began to change the subject, because at that point I was ready for him to take me home!

So I asked his friend's wife "where do you work?" Then we continued with small talk for the remainder of dinner, which was a huge relief for me. After dinner we got into his car and he said "that went really well, and my friend wants "us" to go to Florida with them on vacation" WHAT???? OMG! when did we become "US" and why would I go on vacation with a man I've had "2" "not so great dates with?"! What ? Was he being serious? Yes! He was dead serious! OMG just shoot me now!

I said you know, I would really like to get back home and lay down, I've had a long day and I'm not feeling so well. He was disappointed that I didn't feel like going back to his place! Yes! He had plans to take me back to his place! However he dropped me off at my place and said I hope you call me later, I'd really like to hear your voice before going to bed! What, ok this is just about the strangest date I think I have ever been on!

Home sweet home and in bed not a thought in my head was about calling that man. I fell fast asleep from the exhaustion of the entire circus which was dinner. I got up the next day, headed to work and still hadn't talked or texted him. So a few hours go by and I got a text from him that read "I don't think that us dating is a good idea, because I need more attention and our schedules are too conflicting with eath other for us to continue seeing each other, so can we just be friends" WHEWWWWWWW thank goodness, I didn't give him a rope to grasp to think that I had been even remotely interested in seeing him again.

I don't plan on seeing him nor accepting any further date suggestions from my sister. What was I thinking? That was all just a little weird right?

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

First Date Jitters...or Signs?

So, the other night my sister decides to set me up with the neighbors brother! Ok I don't usually let my sister pick any dates for me but I thought I wasn't doing anything so why not go out and have some fun.

The man picked me up in an older model car with the windows down! I know I did not just fix my hair, to let the wind tie knots into it! Seriously I have naturally curly hair and it is not friends with the wind!

Anyway, we get out of my long ass dusty dirt driveway and hit the road before he decides to turn on the air and roll up the windows. The man was fairly good looking and we had decent conversation, but he was very nervous and kind of shy. So we get to dinner about an hour away in an unfamiliar town and it went great. We left dinner and went over to the movie theatre. The only movie worth seeing didn't start for another hour so he decided to show me around his town.

Upon returning to the car after checking out the movie selection I notice there seemed to have been anti-freeze coming out of his radiator and pouring out onto the parking lot. Trying not to draw any negative conversations up about the car, I assume he realizes that his car leaks anti-freeze. Well you know what assumptions do right? Yes about a mile and a hour down the road strategically along side of a city park the car "stops", yes it over heated to the point of no return. We get out walk around the park in "100 degree" weather to see if the car will cool off enough to add coolant to it so we may continue on our "first date". At which time I said well I noticed your car was leaking something that appeared to be anti-freeze at the theatre, he looked puzzled. Why didn't you say something? "I don't know your car, your driving it not me and I just assumed you knew it was leaking, right?". Ok I did say that in a very concerned and compassionate way although it sounds kind of mean.

So the car cools down enough after a nice stroll through what seemed to be a runned down city park in BFE which looked like the perfect place for rapist to hang out all wooded and run down with fallen trees and broken payment around the waling track with pot holes big enough for my poor little dog to get lost in. Now keep in mind I'm trying to stay positive and not tear this man down in one breath (my sisters say I can do that to any man in a blink of an eye). The car busted a hose that needed replaced so we put water in it enough to get another two blocks down the road to his place of employment.

Now, he called one of his four older sisters to come take him to the parts store. So while waiting on him to return with this new hose that will fix the engine problem I glance down and notice the passenger front tire of his car is completely FLAT! ok now I'm getting a bit tired of this date which has turned out to be quite the adventure on a Saturday. He returns and fixes the hose and I politely point out that his tire is now flat. This poor poor man is so embarrassed and aggravated at this point he just keeps apologizing and I kept saying it's ok it's not as if you planned it this way. Right?

Ok hose fixed, tire fixed we continue down the road at which point he says "my car still isn't working properly if seems to be missing", at which point I say "didn't you put you plug wire back on that was off"? He says I would have if I had know it was off. I said "I assumed you had taken it loose so you could have room to put the hose back on"? So we stop at the nearest store and he puts the spark plug wire back on!

Now its four hours later with no movie and I'm wringing wet with sweat and not for the right reasons! We are finally on our way back to the house its nearly midnight and I'm completely exhausted from this date and ready for my bed and he says " you are going to go out with me again aren't you"? I said yes if we take my car next time. He was nice and handled the situation calmly and nervously and I felt bad for him! So keeping my fingers crossed the next date won't be a disastrous mess! lol :) I did stay calm and found it quite humorous. my sisters would be proud of

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Shapes, Sizes, Colors, and Curves Set Free by Technology!

OK, let me start by saying that men may find naked women attractive and we very well may have "pretty parts"; however male parts aren't attractive! No! No, I'm not into women. I have never been with a woman, but I know we have attractive bodies. :)I have seen my far share of attractive men but lets face it, naked men aren't "main attractions".
Us women don't gather to gaze upon and throw money at men. There aren't naked men at every street corner in strip clubs either. Now don't get me wrong we do enjoy a little "strip tease" from men. Dressed up in "little outfits" gyrating around us with a bit of sexual innuendos; however that doesn't mean we want you to take off the "little outfit" and helicopter your manhood around us! Ewww! Although it is quite humorous it doesn't turn us on!
The site of a naked man isn't a turn on. Now in today's new dawn of technology men seem to think that sending a picture of their dick, is going to get them into our beds?! Really?! Especially a picture of their soft "not hard" but soft hanging manhood! Seriously!
OK, let me clarify a few things: touches, kisses and gestures of even small things are turn on's to women. Not, shall I repeat it! Not hanging or standing pictures of your dick! Yes, I said it, "your dick isn't sexy"!
Now I am a young educated sexual woman and I do thoroughly enjoy sex, the touch, taste, feel, and sensations of a throbbing hardened penis is almost all it takes to get me in the mood. However, looking at it in a picture does absolutely nothing for me!
I have seen all shapes, sizes, colors, and curves of penises and not one of them was a turn on. They weren't pretty, handsome, cute , sexy, nothing just an object in a picture. Now I know men think their "dick" is the grandest thing. I know it is the center of their little world, but it's not ours! Sending a picture of your dick isn't going to get us to sleep with you! No matter how impressed you are with your manhood I promise it's not so impressive to us!
Now on to more advanced technology! A video of you pleasing yourself with one hand and video taping with the other to catch the action and explosion in-which you reach your climax is quite impressive. The action flix and performance are a turn on in some form of my mind and thoughts. :)
Now this blog came about because on my recent birthday I posted on my networking sites that I wanted a sexy picture sent to me via cell phone and lo and behold I was sent all shapes, sizes, colors and curves, of soft hanging, hard standing dicks! I'm serious! Not even one of them was impressive, I do however now have a collection of penises on my computer. ha ha. Not one of them made me want to go masturbate though.
I suppose there is a different set of wiring in a woman's head, or at least in mine.

Friday, July 9, 2010

A Bit of Info on My Future Blog Posts

This blog is at times going to be RATED XXX. If you plan on judging me please just continue on your journey and find someone else to annoy, I haven't the time nor energy to waste upon you. :) On a happier note, I plan to being fairly blunt and completely honest on here because of course it is anonymous for that very purpose.

I enjoy being single, but not always alone. I enjoy men but not always being around them. I'm very opinionated and quite blunt, which some men find humorous and others find quite bizarre, either way that's how I am.

Since I am a grown single woman, I do date grown single men. I have on a couple of occasions dated younger men but not particularly my choice of dating material. I prefer older and more experienced men to fill my desires and fantasies. This is my first blogging experience so I suppose you could say I'm a virgin (at blogging). ha ha ha. So here I go on my blogging journey I hope you find it enjoyable and somewhat entertaining. I know not everyone will agree or even admit they have thought or would ever try things that I may write about, but that is entirely your choice to continue reading and entirely my choice to write about it. Please feel free to comment and or laugh about what I write about.