Olympic Gold Winning, Ice Cream Eating, and Peaches Sex!

A while back I posted a blog about naughty thoughts and invited everyone to send me their naughty thoughts anonymously and I finally got one . I am totally excited to share with my fellow bloggers a mans naughty thoughts. 

Men as we know are wired different. Therefore their fantasies are a wee bit different and possible twisted in the opposite direction. With that being said, I am posting a fantasy that was emailed to me from a man to put on my naughty list. We will refer to him as N. I found his fantasy quite interesting and intriguing , I hope you all enjoy a little naughty thoughts from a mans view.

Slamming you up against the wall biting your neck while I tear your panties off of you. Take my other hand an hold both your wrists up against the wall as I pat you down for weapons an wetness ....I run my hand down your thighs and up against your swollen and hard clit, siding my fingers through your wetness, as my finger runs through your wet lips I look into your eyes with passion and fire and I slowly go down and put your legs on my shoulders as I shove your pussy up into my watering mouth and I lick and suck your clit...I feel it pulsating in my mouth and swelling with excitement ...I suck, lick, suck , lick, lick spreading your pussy lips with my tongue and going inside and tongue fucking your juicy sweet pussy ...juices are everywhere ...my mouth and face covered in you as I go back for more.....

 You're clawing my head forcing me to get a face full of Vitamin E (My name, lol). I can't stop tasting you, as you taste sooooo damn good. It's like the sweet nectar from a peach, with all the juices in my mouth from you. I step back and admire my work for a minute as your dripping and soaked lips are just quivering and shaking. You have sweat dripping down your brow unto your nose and down your face it rolls.

You look at me really angry and say EAT YOUR FUCKING LUNCH NOW!!!! I say YES MAAM. I grip your ass with my big hands and go back to work on you like a kid eating a ice cream. I glance as you bite your lip, your start shaking and pulsating as you scream loud OH MOTHERFUCKER OH SHIT OH OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........

You drop and start breathing heavy saying yes, yes, yessssssssssssssssssssssssss that's what I have needed for the last 5 years. oh baby, its yours!!! Thank you thank you for clearing all that cum that was up inside of me that needed to be released. I look at you and laugh and say "OH YOU'RE NOT DONE YET!. I bend you over and commence to pounding your sweet soaking pussy, POUND POUND POUND as your ass cheeks clap together from me fucking you from behind. you screaming trying to catch your breath saying oh my god...yes yes yes.

 I stop and look at you and say, I DIDN'T TELL YOU, YOU COULD SPEAK, now you have to suck on my black cock, and you start sucking on it like your going for the gold in the Olympics. I stop you before you make me cum and I start fucking you again. but you enjoyed the taste of my dick in your mouth that you start talking again. so once again I make you suck on it and obey your master, but you keep on talking, so I take the head of my dick and slowly penetrate your ass and u tense up and I say if you don't be a good girl I'm gone pound this hole next. you say yes daddy. I go back to fucking your pussy and I can feel you tense and squeezing my cock as I thrust one last time and explode all in you........

Now that is some serious passion! Thank you N for your open and honest naughty thoughts. 

Lets Get Naked!

If you have read my blog previously you know that I grew up in an unconventional kind of home, with an odd set of parents. They made their way through this world with their own set of rules, a made up religion of parts others religions, and little to no common sense. There were no family values on raising children, and since I was born in the era of free love and drugs common sense would have been a great asset to my parents for raising us kids.

 

 I don’t condone nor agree with any of my parents’ parental guidance; however I could go back to living in a nudist community. There is always a good reason to get naked. No, I’m not into free love and drugs, but I do love the freedom and wholeness being naked makes me feel.

 

Uncomfortable clothing is just that, uncomfortable it distracts you from your daily functions and makes you miserable. They pinch and bunch and never fit right. Clothing for me is concealing and confining. Don’t take it as I have never found clothes that fit, I do, even though their few and far between. That doesn’t mean they are comfortable. Not to forget clothing is expensive.    

There is a freedom in being naked that few enjoy because we have learned through society
to be embarrassed. It is true we learned to be embarrassed. We probably learned this from Adam and Eve in biblical times, to cover up and be ashamed of our bodies.

My parents never instilled this since of shame on me; since they had no sense of a normal religion must less a Christian one. My father has claimed to be Mormon my entire life and my mom never affiliated herself with any one religion, so they made their way with kids in tow, through life making things up as they went. Hence the free love, drugs, and nudist colonies.    

 

The freedom of being naked makes me feel like there is nothing to hide behind, a deep
acceptance comes over me, and through this acceptance a deep calmness over takes me and gives me a sense of control and confidence in myself that I have felt before. It’s truly a unique empowerment that not everyone feels while their so open to others and vulnerable.

 

The feeling of being exposed is not for everyone, but you never know unless you try. Everyone should try doing laundry, cleaning the house, or any and everything naked! 

 

Got Naughty?

While naked in the shower the other day I was thinking I should start a naughty list….

No not an actual list, but instead a naughty guest blog list. I know everyone has a naughty side. I know some more than others, however not everyone has an anonymous blog. So I know that if your family and friends are on your blog, you probably don’t really say what you want all the time.

 Therefore I thought that I should host a naughty list for guest bloggers to post their naughty stories anonymously on my blog.

So here goes…. think of your naughtiest stories, fantasy or reality and email them to me at theanonymousperilsofassw75@yahoo.com make sure to think of an anonymous signature as well and sign your work or I will make one up for you  ……

I will not out you. I will not reveal any information except your blog post. I do not need any personal info just send me any naughty thoughts you have and I’ll post them anonymously as your naughty outlet, on my naughty list!

NO RULES just two suggestions:

1. Make sure you sign your work or I will make up a signature for you.

2. Make sure you spell check your work. I will NOT edit your work.

Let the naughtiness begin!

I'm tired of my fingers smelling like my vagina!

Don't get me wrong I like the smell of my vaja-ja and I even like to masturbate, however it gets really old really quick, if that's all that's going on down there. So me and my tens fingers went shopping today. Yes, to the adult toy store down the road.

I so happened to pick the perfect day to go shopping in the adult toy store, there was a sale happening! lol Who knew they have things on sale in the erotica toy business? So anyway I have been in this store before and I wasn't impressed before so why would I have a different experience alone? Well we will just say I was in desperate need of some attention down there and I didn't have the time nor money to drive to the big city to get it.

So this little  lingerie shop with toys a mile from my house was perfect. All except it is owned by a very large and in charge married couple that are rude and not happy ever! I wonder why they own this little shop in the first place. They literally have "do not " do this and "do not" do that signs all over the place even before you walk into the place and don't attempt to answer your phone in there or even think about reaching for your phone, they will tackle you and warn you, that NO pictures are allowed in this place. And they aren't nice about it!

 For example as I'm checking out the lady says, this isn't the one I told you that it was 19.99 this one is 24.99....ok I know I read the sticker......are you sure you don't want the other one.....yes I'm sure, thank you though......well this one comes with a FREE penis shaped sleeve, would you like to pick one out to go with your purchase.....No thank you......Maybe you didn't hear me, I said they are FREE!.....No thank you I said......Well they come with this purchase all you have to do is pick one out it's free! ......NO Thank you! ........I don't think you understood me I said it's free!.....I finally said I completely understand you, I can read and speak english and I do not want a penis shaped sleeve to go over my silver bullet, it is more of an inconvience, it would be something else I have to hide and clean, so again NO THANK YOU!............Really people!

Anyway back to my fingers, they are tired and I am tired for them. So I thought I'd get me a new silver bullet . Seemed quite harmless to include a silver bullet into my newly wed relationship. Well to me it was, but not so much  to my husband, I might as well bought the biggest dildo in there and brought it home. Anyway, I didn't I bought a small little multi-speed dial silver bullet. Which I paid cash for because my bank nor the bank statement needs to reflect an incorrect opinion of my purchase or leave the imagination to the spectators. However I did stuff it to store it in an old checks box. How ironic, that if a thief breaks in and goes through my night stand to find things , that a box of checks might not be exactly what they might had in mind when they open it....lol

I came straight home opened it, washed it and began using.!  It was glorious! I haven't cummed so hard and so many times in a few weeks and I needed the release before I go insane. The little intense vibrating bullet , that really looks more like a missile is so very intense. It literally takes less than a minute to bring me to full blown and leg shaking organisms. I literally use to keep one in the glove box of my car for those occasions when you get  stuck in traffic. It made it a lot more fun. :)

So it has been about two years since I had my last toy and I don't know why I haven't replaced it sooner, but I intend on making sure I get my money's worth out of my newly bought silver friend, I would even let my husband tease me with it if he wasn't so offended that I purchased it.