Olympic Gold Winning, Ice Cream Eating, and Peaches Sex!

A while back I posted a blog about naughty thoughts and invited everyone to send me their naughty thoughts anonymously and I finally got one . I am totally excited to share with my fellow bloggers a mans naughty thoughts. 

Men as we know are wired different. Therefore their fantasies are a wee bit different and possible twisted in the opposite direction. With that being said, I am posting a fantasy that was emailed to me from a man to put on my naughty list. We will refer to him as N. I found his fantasy quite interesting and intriguing , I hope you all enjoy a little naughty thoughts from a mans view.

Slamming you up against the wall biting your neck while I tear your panties off of you. Take my other hand an hold both your wrists up against the wall as I pat you down for weapons an wetness ....I run my hand down your thighs and up against your swollen and hard clit, siding my fingers through your wetness, as my finger runs through your wet lips I look into your eyes with passion and fire and I slowly go down and put your legs on my shoulders as I shove your pussy up into my watering mouth and I lick and suck your clit...I feel it pulsating in my mouth and swelling with excitement ...I suck, lick, suck , lick, lick spreading your pussy lips with my tongue and going inside and tongue fucking your juicy sweet pussy ...juices are everywhere ...my mouth and face covered in you as I go back for more.....

 You're clawing my head forcing me to get a face full of Vitamin E (My name, lol). I can't stop tasting you, as you taste sooooo damn good. It's like the sweet nectar from a peach, with all the juices in my mouth from you. I step back and admire my work for a minute as your dripping and soaked lips are just quivering and shaking. You have sweat dripping down your brow unto your nose and down your face it rolls.

You look at me really angry and say EAT YOUR FUCKING LUNCH NOW!!!! I say YES MAAM. I grip your ass with my big hands and go back to work on you like a kid eating a ice cream. I glance as you bite your lip, your start shaking and pulsating as you scream loud OH MOTHERFUCKER OH SHIT OH OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........

You drop and start breathing heavy saying yes, yes, yessssssssssssssssssssssssss that's what I have needed for the last 5 years. oh baby, its yours!!! Thank you thank you for clearing all that cum that was up inside of me that needed to be released. I look at you and laugh and say "OH YOU'RE NOT DONE YET!. I bend you over and commence to pounding your sweet soaking pussy, POUND POUND POUND as your ass cheeks clap together from me fucking you from behind. you screaming trying to catch your breath saying oh my god...yes yes yes.

 I stop and look at you and say, I DIDN'T TELL YOU, YOU COULD SPEAK, now you have to suck on my black cock, and you start sucking on it like your going for the gold in the Olympics. I stop you before you make me cum and I start fucking you again. but you enjoyed the taste of my dick in your mouth that you start talking again. so once again I make you suck on it and obey your master, but you keep on talking, so I take the head of my dick and slowly penetrate your ass and u tense up and I say if you don't be a good girl I'm gone pound this hole next. you say yes daddy. I go back to fucking your pussy and I can feel you tense and squeezing my cock as I thrust one last time and explode all in you........

Now that is some serious passion! Thank you N for your open and honest naughty thoughts. 

Where Did Passion Go?

I'm sitting in my bed with my husband's laptop blogging naked while he is at work. I often do this while he is at home and upstairs watching movies or playing an online game, trying to wait me out and make sure I'm asleep before he comes downstairs for fear that I'll want sex! This has been a regular occurrence since we he has gained a few extra pounds that he isn't use to having.

Ok I get it, he doesn't feel sexy...and he doesn't like the extra weight he has acquired in the last six months, but who does...That by no means,  means that his wife doesn't find him sexy and irresistible!

I'm all for naked! I'm all for hair-pulling push me up against a wall and have your way with me sex! He is the only man I know that would complain about his wife always wanting to get him naked and get frustrated for even mentioning sex to him.  So I really should not have told him the about the texting my and my BFF were texting but he asked and I told him the truth. He was not at all thrilled that I was discussing our sex life lack of a sex life with anyone, however if he isn't willing to talk about it I only have two options..one being my BFF and the other is blogging about it.

Anyway she sent me a picture of this man laying beside his wife sleeping with a caption over his head that said....I thought we were going to have sex..I could be on the Internet right now!

I responded with, my husband does the opposite..he stays on the Internet until he is sure I'm asleep.

She responded "Oh poor D, he has a wife that is sex crazy. I'm sure he wouldn't complain to his buddy's about it"

in which I laughed and responded not a chance. This is when he walked in and asked my what was so funny and I showed him the texts.....He was not happy!

Why is he so disheveled about his weight , and why doesn't he do something about it instead of shunning his wife in the bedroom because he has body issues? I thought only women had these kind of issues.
I know a little that was a little stereotyping comment..sorry ladies, but it's true , that is what I thought.

I want my passionate husband back! I want the man that I texted one day last spring right after he left for work and said "come back I miss you" and he sent back "what would you want me to do if I did come back" and I responded in detail what I would want him to do to me and within twenty minutes he was back in our driveway fulfilling my every wish of pushing my up against the bedroom wall stripping my of every inch on clothing and having his way with me! :)   ! That is the man I want back in my presence please!

MANHOODS BEWARE

I have to admit I'm not the safest person to have around appendages. Not even my own are safe, you all know this because I told you in a previous blog post about my painful nipple incident.
I think I may have committed the ultimate crime upon a penis....well not really I do believe that Lorena Bobbitt owns that prestigious and utmost crazy title!

So let me begin by saying there was no predetermined malicious thoughts to harming my man's manhood, it was strictly a horrible accident! Here's the series of unfortunate events of that night that will and should make every man reading this cringe.

D and I were making love and as we do on often occasions, switching positions from missionary to doggy style. Once we got situated and we were getting rather loud and into it I decided to reach down from underneath to touch myself. I do that quite often so I didn't realize the harm in it this time around. D was sliding in and out as I was touching myself and we were getting louder and faster, and louder and faster to the point of climax when tragedy struck!

D's manhood slipped out on his way back and on his rebound forward he simultaneously but instantly missed and instead of finding my wet warm spot he "sliced" his manhood across my very long but real fingernails! Yes, one of my fingernails was in the direct line of a speeding, rebounding penis!

Needless to say our rather hot and passionate moment was instantly over in that slice! There was a gashed opening from the head of his penis about an inch and half long down his shaft, gushing blood all over the place. Once we got the bleeding to stop and we disinfected the area, I was horrified that I had unintended maliciously mangled one of my mans body parts! :( I felt and feel so very bad about harming his manhood!

We were out of commission for about a week while he healed and disinfected the area leaving a scar of our unintended malicious mishap of that day!

Once all healed up and ready for some fun my man ready to get back into action, pulled me into the tanning bed room at our local gym! Yes the most germ filled place in the world, a gym! We had sex inside the stand up tanning bed before our workout that day!

I Survived The Ambush

I survived the ambush with my single-hood intact. Yes I am quite use to the tactics of my younger sister trying to lasso me into a relationship, kicking and screaming lol.

By the time I got to the party after work, it had fizzled down to just a few people. Joe and his wing man Marcell, Julie, Seth, my sister,her husband and myself. While Seth was busy hitting on Julie and smoking every 4 mins, I entertained Joe and had a quite nice conversation. About 20 minutes into the conversation, Tim pulls up. Oh hell now I have two to entertain. So I continue my conversation with Joe. Acknowledged Tim when he walked in and followed Joe out to check out his motorcycle (which is quite nice)and say goodnight. After the goodnight and goodbyes were over I went back inside with Tim.

Tim had just stopped by to check out things and say hi then was headed back out the door to get back to his kids. So I say my goodbyes to Tim who grabs me and hugs me then plants a kiss on my lips just as Joe is walking back in to use the restroom and say goodbye one last time....awkward! So Joe goes by into the restroom, Tim says his goodbyes and walks out the door. Joe comes out of the bathroom and grabs me and hugs me just as Tim walks back in the door to go to the restroom......seriously! This is a dick measuring competition with me in the middle! Joe finally leaves and Tim comes out of the restroom to leave but not before getting the last hug!

With both men gone I can now relax and chill with the birthday man , my sister and Seth who was the last friend left there (staying the night because he had too many to drink). After Julie left he sets his sights on me? OMG So he leans over on the couch and tries to grab my hand and I quickly get up to go get something to drink. I come back and he tries to lay across the couch and lay his head in my lap and asks if he can touch my breasts! Serious! Hell no I don't even know you and I don't care that your drunk that's just rude! I decided I'd had enough fun and left ASAP. Turns out having to work the next morning works well for leaving early. Back home in bed by midnight with it storming (I am terrified of storms!)outside but somehow I felt better in my empty apartment then being tugged apart by feasting lions and men sizing up the competition. lol

Boy Toys Need Not Apply!

Why does 20 something boys try and act as if they know what they are doing? Ok I know 26 doesn’t quite count as being a boy but 22 sure seems like it should, even though legal age is 18. I’d be furious if some thirty something woman was trying to pick up my 18 year old son. Then again I’d probably laugh, knowing they would have there hands full with his rowdy class clown attitude and his immature demeanor.

However I have these two nice looking boys who are insistent on being my “boy toys”. One, Evan who is 26 very handsome, sweet, and quite flattering happens to work in the same hospital. The other one Nick is 22 extremely a hottie and very persistent that he only wants me for sex.

Evan, I have known for about 3 years now and he has always asked about dating me and I have just blown him off as if he is joking but lately has become quite persistent. He has liked me since the day he met me. I can’t imagine why, he is such a cutie pie and could get anyone of the young little nurses walking about here, but insists on focusing on me. Now I’m not quite sure how to deal with him just yet, but I’m sure it will come to me.:)

Nick on the other hand is a very well built 22 year old hard body with abs of steel who I met in college a few years back when he was just 18 and trying to get into my bed, is very well hung, (as I can tell by his manhood pictures that he keeps texting me). Now ,however as attempting he might be, I just keep thinking I’m sure his parents wouldn’t approve…and how I’m not sure they make enough condoms for me to be having wild sex with a bartender that looks like this, lol not to mention my conscious knowing he is a growing boy still…..lol man ole man I could definitely teach him a few things, if I weren’t scared of things I couldn’t wash off!

I pretty much shoo’d Nick out the door off as quickly as he came in. After about two weeks of him sexting details of how he wanted me positioned and sending me pixs of his manhood  , he revealed that he had a girlfriend who is unaware of her boyfriends infidelities either that or she is just too young and naive to believe that her gorgeous boyfriend, who is a bartender, is a cheater.

All I keep thinking when I think about these younger boys is how sex wasn’t nearly as good with them when I was their age. All they want is sex and when I say sex, what I really mean is to pleasure themselves in a speedy throwdown that doesn’t involve taking the time to make sure my needs are met! Hello! I’m not into teaching impatient boys how to be my toys. I need an experience and a willingness to pleasure me first, and then I’ll take care of him.

Shapes, Sizes, Colors, and Curves Set Free by Technology!

OK, let me start by saying that men may find naked women attractive and we very well may have "pretty parts"; however male parts aren't attractive! No! No, I'm not into women. I have never been with a woman, but I know we have attractive bodies. :)I have seen my far share of attractive men but lets face it, naked men aren't "main attractions".
Us women don't gather to gaze upon and throw money at men. There aren't naked men at every street corner in strip clubs either. Now don't get me wrong we do enjoy a little "strip tease" from men. Dressed up in "little outfits" gyrating around us with a bit of sexual innuendos; however that doesn't mean we want you to take off the "little outfit" and helicopter your manhood around us! Ewww! Although it is quite humorous it doesn't turn us on!
The site of a naked man isn't a turn on. Now in today's new dawn of technology men seem to think that sending a picture of their dick, is going to get them into our beds?! Really?! Especially a picture of their soft "not hard" but soft hanging manhood! Seriously!
OK, let me clarify a few things: touches, kisses and gestures of even small things are turn on's to women. Not, shall I repeat it! Not hanging or standing pictures of your dick! Yes, I said it, "your dick isn't sexy"!
Now I am a young educated sexual woman and I do thoroughly enjoy sex, the touch, taste, feel, and sensations of a throbbing hardened penis is almost all it takes to get me in the mood. However, looking at it in a picture does absolutely nothing for me!
I have seen all shapes, sizes, colors, and curves of penises and not one of them was a turn on. They weren't pretty, handsome, cute , sexy, nothing just an object in a picture. Now I know men think their "dick" is the grandest thing. I know it is the center of their little world, but it's not ours! Sending a picture of your dick isn't going to get us to sleep with you! No matter how impressed you are with your manhood I promise it's not so impressive to us!
Now on to more advanced technology! A video of you pleasing yourself with one hand and video taping with the other to catch the action and explosion in-which you reach your climax is quite impressive. The action flix and performance are a turn on in some form of my mind and thoughts. :)
Now this blog came about because on my recent birthday I posted on my networking sites that I wanted a sexy picture sent to me via cell phone and lo and behold I was sent all shapes, sizes, colors and curves, of soft hanging, hard standing dicks! I'm serious! Not even one of them was impressive, I do however now have a collection of penises on my computer. ha ha. Not one of them made me want to go masturbate though.
I suppose there is a different set of wiring in a woman's head, or at least in mine.